Monday, July 28, 2008

Farve... oh Farve...


This Farve debacle... ugh.

When Farve retired (...or something...) he stepped down while still maintaining the mystique around the "great Packers Quarterback." Now, though, Farve has sullied his record by carrying on the way that he has.
Enough.
Just retire, play a little golf, hang out with the family, spend some time working on little projects around the house like everyone else.

Bishop's Book Club

***DISCLAIMER***

I've talked about opinions on the morning show, that everyone has the right to have their own. Opinions are nothing more than the culmination of knowledge gained, resulting in a personal view and idea.

You don't have to agree with me, infact, I welcome the opportunity to wax differences any day. If the following books do not appeal to you, fabulous! But, please, if you are going to comment, be constructive and adult.


Before I made the trek back to the land of cheese and Farve-confusion, I browsed the shelves of Borders in search of the book "Impeach the President; the Case Against Bush and Cheney."

If you aren't a fan of political non-fiction because it tends to be legal-jargon heavy and trips over it's own well-intended wording, then this book will be surprislingly refreshing.

It shoots from the hip and speaks frankly.


I made the mistake, though, of cracking it open just before settling down for the night and ended up staying up WAY passed my bed time. It's just that good, folks.

As soon as I finish "Impeach" (which should be VERY soon, the rate I'm reading), I'm going to turn my attention to "The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder."

Here's an article regarding the book complete with a full interview of author, Vincent Bulgosi:

Vincent Bugliosi goes after the president in his new book, "The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder"
By Mark Rahner
Seattle Times staff reporter; Seattle Times staff reporter

The man who put Charles Manson in the big house wants to do the same thing for the occupant of the White House. At the very least. Just the title of legendary prosecutor and best-selling true-crime author Vincent Bugliosi's new book makes it a hot potato: "The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder" (Vanguard Press, $26.95, currently No. 12 on The New York Times hardcover nonfiction list). Nutshell: Because the president lied America into war, he's responsible for every resulting death.

In other words, light reading.

Bugliosi, 73, told me by phone from his Los Angeles home I was the only one from a major paper to interview him so far, and no TV either. Said he's been "blacked out" for the first time.

Q: I know someone who can expect an audit this year.

A: (Laughs.) Oh boy, that's funny. I don't know, that's not too serious a response to me. People say to me all the time, "You've got to be crazy to take on the president of the United States, you've got to have a lot of courage." I don't think in terms of courage, I don't think I'm the craziest guy. This is all motivated by anger.

Q: Your reception for this book has been a little different from previous ones.

A: Well, you know, I've never thought about a publisher. That's an automatic, you know? Every true-crime book of mine has been a best-seller. I've had three that got up to number one, and no other true-crime author has had more than one. With this case I had a very difficult time getting a publisher, to the point where I had to fly back east, and the fear was palpable when I met with the publishers. The publishing industry is fairly liberal, and they were sympathetic to the book and they realized immediately the marketability of the book but they'd say things like this to me: "Mr. Bugliosi, are you sure you want to publish this book?" So I had a very difficult time getting a publisher, for the first time in my over-30-year career. The next level is getting the audio. Well that was always an automatic, I never even spent a moment talking about it. This time I get a call from my agent. "Vince I can't get any audio company in America to do the audio on this book." So we had to get the British Broadcasting Company to do it, and it's available now in America.

Right now as I'm talking to you, Mark, there is a documentary for the big screen being produced. It's going through editing now, based on my book. The producers couldn't raise one penny in America for it. The money had to come in from Canada. With all my other books, the only question I asked was "What day am I flying back to New York City?" You fly back to New York City. That's where you start the tour. You start out on one of the morning shows, you do other national TV shows, and you start traveling around the country. They couldn't get one booking on one show. Not one. Over a 30-year history, never got rejections like this. The fear, again, was palpable. Liberal as well as conservative, totally blacked me out.

Q: I'll tell you the reason for that: No sex.

A: That's why I'm being blacked out? No, no, no.

Q: Sex equals outrage. I thought Clinton proved it.

A: Oh, yeah, yeah, right. No, it's fear. The left wing fears the right wing. The right wing doesn't fear the left. But the left one is fearful. They're not going to put me on, because if they do they're fearful of being savaged by the right wing. And the right wing doesn't want to put me on where I'm talking about prosecuting their guy for murder and he could end up on death row. So they're just terrified of it.

Q: You say you're a Democrat, but you go to some lengths to show that your argument and motivation are nonpartisan.

A: The main reason I'm a Democrat is, in the absence of some compelling reason to be otherwise, I am always for the little guy. But my orientation is not rigid. I supported John McCain in 2000 in his run for the presidency.. I think if you were to ask my peers around the country, the main word that they apply to me more than any other word is the word "credibility." And the reason I have credibility is that no one knows what I'm going to say until I open my mouth. Because the evidence takes me where I end up talking about it. I have no predisposition toward a certain side, so if a Democratic president did what George Bush did, I would have written the same identical book. My only master, my only mistress, are the facts and objectivity.

Q: You say that life imprisonment should only be a fallback position. If this seems like a radical idea at first, then you haul off and cite the law.

A: What is radical is the notion that the president is above the law, and there's just absolutely no support for that proposition. The U.S. Constitution is very clear. After the president leaves office, he can be prosecuted for all crimes he committed while he was in office. Why do you think Ford pardoned Nixon? After Nixon resigned ... there was quite a demand in this country to prosecute him for Watergate-related crimes I think they were, well, let's see, there was wiretapping, obstruction of justice, subornation of perjury ― infinitely less serious crimes than what George Bush has done.

Q: A specific law relates to the way you prosecuted Manson.

A: It's the law of what they call "vicarious liability," that you yourself have not physically committed the act, but you're guilty for the act being committed by another party. If a person deliberately sets in motion a chain of events which he knows will cause ― that's the key word ― cause a third-party innocent agent, here Iraqis killing Americans, to commit an act, he is criminally responsible for that act. Under the law, he cannot immunize himself from criminal responsibility by causing a third party to do the killing. He's still responsible. So here's Bush then deliberately setting in motion a chain of events which he knows ― unless he's going to argue, "Well your honor, I was planning a war without casualties." If he wants to sound silly, OK, but that would be rejected out of hand. He had to know that he was setting in motion a chain of events that would inevitably result in the death of American lives.

Q: If Americans don't have the stomach for impeachment, what do you think is the real chance of Bush being prosecuted?

A: There's a substantial likelihood as a direct result of this book, that Bush is going to end up in an American courtroom being prosecuted for murder, and the main reason I say that is because of the great number of prosecutors that I've established jurisdiction for in my book. Bush can be prosecuted for two crimes here: conspiracy to commit murder and murder. Under federal law, we're only really talking about one prosecutor, that's the attorney general back in Washington, D.C., operating through his Department of Justice. There are 93 U.S. attorneys throughout the country. Theoretically they could bring an action, but from a practical standpoint it's not going to happen. They're not going to do it without getting the consent of their boss in Washington, D.C. But on a state level, I've established jurisdiction and did a lot of work on it for the attorney general in each of the 50 states and the 950 approximately district attorneys in counties within those states to prosecute Bush for the murder of any soldier or soldiers from their state or county who died fighting in Iraq in George Bush's war. I'm offering my services in any way that the prosecutor sees fit, which would include all the way from being a consultant up to an including being appointed a special prosecutor.

So what I'm telling you here is that this is not just an academic theoretical legal treatise. This is a legal blueprint to bring this guy to justice. I'm very, very serious about it. At my age, I don't have time for fanciful reveries. I mean I've got a good reputation as a prosecutor, I think. And in the area of the criminal law I think I have credibility. I never in a million years would throw all of that out the window ― because my legal reputation's on the line here ― and talk about prosecuting Bush for murder unless I felt there was more than enough evidence to convict him and I was standing on very strong legal ground.

Q: What do you think are the chief arguments against you?

A: There's one argument of course, "Mr. Bugliosi, how can you prosecute Bush for murder? Congress approved going to war Oct. 11." What they don't know is that it's boilerplate law that fraud vitiates ― meaning negates ― consent. A consent induced by fraud is no good. Yes, Congress did approve, but they were deceived into war.
The main argument I seem to be getting from people is that the idea, the notion is crazy. How can you prosecute a president for murder when he takes a nation to war? It's the ones that haven't read the book. And I say, "Do you think the president's above the law?" "No." "So, why do you think it's crazy?" "Well, presidents go to war all the time and no one prosecutes them." "Yes, they go to war, but not under false pretenses."

Q: Tell me about the moment you decided you were going to do this.

A: I'll give you one kind of defining moment here in this evolutionary process, and it served as kind of the emotional underpinning of this book, and that's the fact that throughout this hell on earth that Bush has created in Iraq ― over 100,000 people dying horrible deaths and hundreds of thousands of their survivors having nightmares over what happened to their loved ones ― George Bush has smiled through it all. You look at a photo of Bush and six or seven other people smiling, he's got the biggest smile on his face.

Q: When Bush did the routine in 2004 of looking around his office and joking, "No weapons of mass destruction here," I thought, Hey, people died for that.

A: I know that, I know, he's just joking around. Listen, March of this year he shows up at a press conference to endorse John McCain and McCain is late. What does George Bush do? Big smile on his face, spontaneously he goes into a soft shoe tap dance routine to entertain the assembled media. This is a happy man.

Q: If there's no precedent for such a case, you also say there's no precedent for any of this whole scenario.

A: Yeah, there's never been a prosecution of an American president for murder, or actually for any crime that I know of. But that doesn't mean that the law is not already on the books. There's no federal or state statute that says that murder only applies to certain people, not to presidents or hairstylists or engineers, and only when the killing takes place in certain places like a car, a home or out in the street, not a battlefield. So the legal architecture is already there. And what I had to do was to see whether a president taking a nation to war fell within the existing legal architecture. No one has ever tried to do that before.

Q: Your anger throughoutthe book is palpable.

A: Yeah, I'm very, very angry at this guy. Very angry. And it may sound presumptuous, but I can tell you ― and people will say, "He sounds like a loudmouth," whatever. I'm going after George Bush, OK? Now whether I succeed or not, that's a totally different issue. But I'm personally not going to be satisfied until I see him in an American courtroom being prosecuted for murder. I want an American jury to decide whether Bush is guilty or not guilty of murder, and if they conclude that he is, and they convict him of first-degree murder, then it'll be up the jury to decide what the appropriate punishment is.

Q: I think even people who don't agree with you canagree on one thing: Man, you've got cojones.

A: It's all anger. That's all it is. I don't want to see anyone even get away with one murder, OK?

O.J. Simpson got away with two murders, and I was so outraged that I wrote a book, "Outrage, the Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away with Murder." Shot up to number one on The New York Times.


Copyright © 2008 The Seattle Times Company

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii






No... that is not the title of a kitchy 1950's surf movie with cliche dance sequences and itsy-bitsy bikinis.





"Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii" is the name of a 9-year-old girl in New Zealand who has been made a ward of the court so that she can legally change her name.

"The Registrar General of Births, Deaths, and Marriages in New Zealand has rejected names including "Fish and Chips," Yeah Detroit," Stallion," "Twisty Poi," and "Sex Fruit,"" according to an article from CNN.com.

But some names, surprisingly, have been passed; twins named "Benson" and "Hedges," after the brand of cigarettes, "Violence," and "Number 16 Bus Shelter".

To me, this is child abuse.


When you have a child, you have a GREAT responsibility to give them EVERY advantage you can. Parents should want the BEST for their children; that they will go to college, become successful in their careers, and eventually have a family of their own.

But apparently, some parents have no problem knowing that their daughter will apply for college using the name "Sex Fruit," or that their son will send out his resume with "Number 16 Bus Shelter" as the heading, or hearing "Do you, Matthew take Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii to be your wife...".

Children are not toys.

They are not pets.

They are not put on this earth for amusement.

They are human beings who do not deserve to be treated as anything less.

To name a child in such a way instantly creates shame and anger in them. The world is too messed up as it is, and children will learn those things as they grow. Why not keep them from it as long as you can, so they have a chance to BE children.

My Thoughts on Christian Bale and the "Assault" Charges...


Swirling around the success of "The Dark Knight" is a spot of controversy.


According to reports, an "assault" charge has been brought against actor Christian Bale by his mother and sister after he, reportedly "lashed out" in a London hotel room.


"Christian Bale attended a London police station today on a voluntary basis," read a statement from Bale's lawyer. "Bale, who denies the allegation, cooperated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police." (sfgate.com)


First, one must remember that, until details are confirmed, this incident is alleged.


Second, the allegations say he "lashed out," which does not necessarily mean that this "assault" was physical in nature; he could have been yelling, he could have been screaming, he could have been demanding that his family leave his hotel room.


Third, with the huge success of "The Dark Knight," Bale has the media in the palm of his hand. He could very easily run the talk-show circuit, plaster his face on TMZ, and rally the media circus behind him in support of "his side" of the story, which, to me, would have looked like he was hiding something. Instead, Bale went - voluntarily - to the police station and gave his statement regarding the events of that evening.


To me it sounds like a big misunderstanding that has been blown WAY out of proportion.


Until I hear any other details regarding this situation, I have to believe that this is a family matter that will work itself out... hopefully without Scotland Yard having to be involved.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Dark Knight






On July 18th something wonderful happened... Chris Nolan's "The Dark Knight" received a record breaking opening, and there's no wonder why.



This movie is flawless.


Jim Rutledge from WTLX and I met up for drinks on Friday, and then caught the 9:25pm showing of "The Dark Knight." Before I give my review, I must speak about two things that I miss dearly; Chicago's architecture, and Heath Ledger.

Watching this movie was a little difficult for me as I have missed Chicago so much. Nolan has a WONDERFUL aversion to using sound stages and special effects, so he used Chicago as the backdrop for his Batman films; rightly so.


Chicago is hopefully dark.


To see buildings in the background - buildings that I recognized as my old stomping grounds - played tricks with my emotions... and so did Ledger.

Gone. Too. Soon.


I was unbelievably disturbed when I heard the news of Heath Ledger's death.
a) he was way too young.
b) he left his small daughter behind.
c) he had so much more of life to live, love to give, and talent that rivals the greats - if not surpasses.

... the only thing I find comfort in is that he passed while sleeping; for an insomniac to catch some Zs is refreshing, and to pass when you are unaware is blissful.





Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.





Now. On to my review.

"The Dark Knight" is seamless and captivating from frame one. Nolan has a way of making comic book camp seem real and life-like in a way that no other director has been able to grasp (and I'm a HUGE fan of Sam Raimi, so that says a lot).



Christian Bale reprises his role as the conflicted Bruce Wayne/Batman who is struggling between his trust-fund-playboy-mystique and his more truer self, a man who lives for creating honesty in a city full of corruption. Bale is, again, the Batman audiences have been waiting for.





Heath Ledger's "Joker" is also a performance that fans of the comic books and the movie debacles have been longing - LONGING - to see executed. He is twisted, maniacal, and captivating. He grabs you from the second he performs his first "magic trick" with the pencil on the table. Leger's "Joker" is a movie villain that no other actor should dare to tamper with.


Perfection.


That's the word that sums it up; perfection.

No doubt Bale is okay, if not comforted, when critics say that Ledger stole this movie and ran in a frenzy. What a way to say "goodbye." A performance that no other can touch.

Aaron Ekhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Morgan Freeman, and Gary Oldman round out the cast so well, you would think you are watching one of the classic street-smart-good-guys-versus-bad-guys-mobster-flicks with the intensity of James Bond... which was, no doubt, Nolan's intent.

To Christopher Nolan, I say, thank you for making this film (and it's prequel) something legitimately good that comic book, action, and drama fans can cling on to, hoping that the third instalment is just as impressive as this film and "Begins."

So, without further ado, I HIGHLY recommend this film to everyone.

An enthusiastic A+.


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog


If you:


a) were severely disappointed when "Firefly" was cancelled.

b) almost didn't stick around for the ending of "Serenity" after Wash bit it.

OR

c) wondered how Eliza Dushku managed to land her no-talent ass a part in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".




...then the name Joss Whedon is one you are familiar with.




He's back, and this time he has created a web-based musical called "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog." If the name alone doesn't send your heart in to frenzied -geekdom level- palpitations, then sink your teeth in to this, my friends:




It stars Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion.




Did I push the right buttons? Did I? You know I did!




Harris plays Doctor Horrible, a quasi evil genius who is working on ruling the world... and mustering up the courage to talk to the cute girl at the laundromat (played by Felicia Day). Thwarted by his nemesis, Captain Hammer (Fillion), but aided by his rather sweaty sidekick, the blog he posts on the Internet is one of struggles, successes, and catchy tunes that you can't help but sing along with.




With all of the unwatchable crap that television is serving up these days, it is so refreshing to know that there is still great episodic entertainment floating in the ether of the Internet. The writing is funny, irreverent, witty, and undeniably FLAWLESS.




The next installment of "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" is set to be posted on July 17. Check out all of the fun at: http://www.drhorrible.com/ and let that dork flag fly!




PS: To Joss Whedon, if you are googling your name and happen to come upon this blog... thank you, and well done.




Dimitri's Voicemail


(Sorry it took me a little long to post this; we were having a problem with the internets yesterday afternoon.)

Yesterday I played the two voicemails from Dimitri to Olga, and I have had an OVERWHELMING reaction. Whether or not this is real, well, who cares? It's HILARIOUS!!!

Here is the link where this audio was first played for me:
http://theshermanfoundation.blogspot.com/2008/06/some-loser-douchbags-phone-messages-to.html

My favorite part: "Your friends were very jealous that I approached you..."

Monday, July 07, 2008

Spam Scam Scam

"Please help me! I am beneficiary to a fortune of 30 million dollars!!!"


You've seen something like that in at least one e-mail a week. You've deleted it immediately or you've read it and wondered what was going on.

The short version of the scam is: The Scammers find someone greedy and/or gullible enough to open an "offshore" account at the cost of around $2,000. After a lot of manoeuvring on the scammer's part, the victim is left penniless or worse, dead.

Actor Dean Cameron did not delete the email, but instead, began corresponding with one of the scammers. Writing as a lonely millionaire from Florida whose only companions were a Philippine houseboy, Kwan, and two cats, Mr. Snickers and JoJo the Dancing Clown, Cameron lured the unsuspecting scammer in to a nine month correspondence full of intrigue, broken hearts, confusion, frustration and colon trouble."

Click below for HILARITY!!!
http://www.spamscamscam.com/read_letters.php




I love Dean Cameron... *crush*...