Friday, October 31, 2008

So I may have gotten myself fired...

But it's HALLOWEEN for crying outside!

I decided to dress up as my co host, Rick Armon, to celebrate the occasion.

This is Rick:


This is me! (Just look at that glorious chest hair and too-cool-for-school shades!!!)




Some of the ladies in the office felt the spirit of the day. Back row (from left): Robin, Danielle, Sherri, Jill, Sharon, Patti. Front Row: Brenda, Deb, Leslie, and Rick - I MEAN STEFANI...

(I hope I have a job come Monday...)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Mario vs. Thomas




We received a call this morning from Jerad who has a mission; to get his friend's Youtube video one million hits.

These are some truly talented kids with too much time on their hands - and I loved every second of the video.

Let's spread the word!

Here's a link to the stop motion film shot and produced by a couple of seniors in our wonderful listening area... won't you give it a watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsOfee8nsjY

Let me know what you thought! Make a comment below...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Joaquin Phoenix Retires


...cue the sappy music and roll credits, Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from acting some time last evening.


While being interviewed by Extra TV at the Paul Newman Benefit, Phoenix stated, "I want to take this opportunity... also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor... I'm not doing films anymore... I'm serious."


To tell you the truth, I've never jumped on the Joaquin Phoenix bandwagon. Sure, he's been nominated for two Oscars (2001 for "Gladiator," and 2006 for "Walk the Line"), but most of the films I've seen him in have left me wanting. I don't place blame on Phoenix's performance for these movie blunders, but I've never been able to detach him from the films.


Wait!


He was in "Quills"... that was incredible.


Best of luck, Joaquin! I hope you enjoy your musical endeavors.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Top 20 Creepiest Celebrities

Market research firm e-Poll, which tracks the popularity of celebrities (what would we do without their important work?), has compiled the results of a poll to find the 20 creepiest celebrities...


Coming in at:
#20
M. Night Shyamalan


Having gained instant fame and popularity with his 1999 debut, "The Sixth Sense" writer/director/actor/all-around-disappoint-er has been trying desperately to recapture that certain something that made his first film a box office smash. He has failed.



I'm not sure what's scarier; the fact that he continues to make appearances in his films ala Alfred Hitchcock, or the fact that somehow the studios continue to back his films




#19
Tommy Lee

What???? Tommy Lee CREEPY???? There have been a lot of adjectives thrown around about the Motley Crue drummer (talented, partier, gifted in the nethers), but creepy is a new one for me. I disagree with him being on the list, but apparently 31% of people find him a bit on the icky side.








#18
Tom Green
(I didn't know that Tom Green was relevant anymore...)
In January of 1999 MTV delivered a new brand of "entertainment" known as "The Tom Green Show."
It wasn't funny.
The network realized this and cancelled the show... but Tom wasn't finished making a fool out of himself, yet; he "married" Drew Barrymore, penned "The Bum Bum Song," and made a one-hour television extravaganza featuring his (very graphic) testicular cancer surgery.
I'm not afraid of much, people, but I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark ally... or a LIT ally.
#17
Gene Simmons
I totally disagree with this one.

Is it still 1974?
His name is Eugene for crying outside! How creepy is Eugene?






#16
Woody Allen
If it weren't for the Soon-Yi Previn affair, Woody Allen wouldn't be on this list. Although she is the adopted daughter or Mia Farrow and her ex-husband, Andre Previn, Farrow and Allen had been dating long enough for Soon-Yi to be HIS child.

:(

#15
David Blaine
Illusionist and street magician, David Blaine, first freaked out television viewers in 1997 with his special, "David Blaine: Street Magic."
Critics were raving: "Blaine can lay claim to his own brand of wizardry!"
In 1999 he was buried alive.

Blaine was raving (humbly): "I saw something very prophetic ... a vision of every race, every religion, every age group banding together, and that made all this worthwhile."

In 2000 he was frozen in a giant block of ice... and survived.
So I suppose it's official; David Blaine is a demon, and because demons are creepy, Blaine should be higher on this list, but we'll let it slide.
#14
Keith Richards
After all of the self-abuse Richards' body has endured it's a little creepy that he's still alive.
#13
Don Imus

Don Imus, or "Cap'n Mumbles," comes in at number thirteen because listening to him on the air sounds like an uncomfortable conversation you accidentally had with that creepy old man you met at the nursing home when you went to visit your Grammy-Gram. You know the conversation; disjointed, disconnected, teetering on the brink of death and he's bringing you with him.
Imus IS creepy.
#12
Carrot Top

Don't be fooled, my friends. Carrot Top is no longer that scrawny, freckled, crazy-haired darling who shows up with a box of magic and laughter.




He looks like THIS now... yes that's make-up...


#11
Courtney Love
The only woman to make the list, Love gained fame by fronting the grunge band "Hole," and gained infamy for her many public appearances while under the influence. As seen in this photo, Ms. Love is stunning when she's in her right mind, but most of the time she's a train wreck.

#10
Paul Reubens
The man that gave us Pee Wee Herman is NOT creepy. Whatever he did in a theater all those years ago is HISTORY!
Of all the people on this list, he's the LEAST of the creepies.
I think you'd be surprised to find that Reubens has been very busy for the past few years:

#9
Flavor Flav

I don't know who is creepier... Flavor Flav or the hundreds of women that are willing to throw themselves at him.


I think he's half retarded.




#8
Criss Angel
Magician. Illusionist. Musician. Escapologist. Stunt performer.
Not creepy. Why, you ask? Because he looks and acts like every guitarist/lead vocalist in a band that's "gonna make it." That's not creepy!
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
#7
Ozzy Osbourne
Maybe in the Black Sabbath days, I would agree with Ozzy being on this list; dark lyrics with religious undertones, heavy, driving guitar.
It's been a long while since he bit the head off of that dove, people. He has a family now...

#6
Andy Dick

Jim Rutledge, a co-worker of mine, had this to say: "I don't know if I find him creepy. I find him unfunny." That about sums up Andy Dick. When Andy Dick is playing a character in a movie, he CAN be funny - not all the time, he has his moments, but there's something down-right gross about him.
#5
Howard Stern

Some people love him. Some people hate him. Most people love to hate him... that's what has made Howard Stern so successful. He doesn't cross the line, he burns it, urinates on it, has two female porn stars make out next to it, and then he has a midget do a jig.
The man can conduct amazing interviews.
That sums up Howard Stern, but creepy? Meh...

#4
Stephen King

A picture is worth a thousand words...








#3
O.J. Simpson

I've seen handsome men before, but this guy's a lady killer!

(I'll be here all night! The ten o'clock show is different than the eight o'clock show... try the veal and tip your waitresses.)




#2
Michael Jackson
From "Off the Wall" to "Dangerous," Michael Jackson was the king of pop... after 1993, however, he's taken on the new throne as the king of Verminophobia, odd adult/child sleep-overs, and John Hughes style reclusive behavior.
Do NOT go trick-or-treating at this man's house... ranch... freak show tent, whatever.
#1
Marilyn Manson

After all these years he is still managing to inject a little fear in to the hearts of many... 76% of people, to be exact.
I never understood why.
His name is Brian, he wears trick contacts that you can purchase at many Halloween stores, and he wears VERY pale foundation. When you think about it, he's like a high-maintenance girlfriend.

Here's what he looks like without all the fuss...
...oooooooh... totally normal.
He does get a swift kick in the pants, though, for cheating on his beautiful wife, Dita Von Teese...










...with (then 19 year-old) Evan Rachel Wood....











And there you have it! The list of the top 20 creepiest celebrities, compliments of e-Poll.

Who DIDN'T make this list, but should have (in my humble opinion):
Tom Cruise
Christopher Walken
Clint Howard
Crispin Glover
Gary "You-Can-See-An-Elephant-In-360-Different-Ways" Busey
Jackie Earle Haley
John Malcovich
Josh Brolin (based on his character choices)
Nick Nolte
Tilda Swinton (she's an alien)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I have been healed

What a week I had... I felt (and sounded) horrible, so thank you, listeners, for putting up with my childlike voice while my throat healed. Of course, right after I feel fine, I have to go and push the limits at the Y during "Power Hour." Great class, don't get me wrong, but I think rebounding after being sick for as long as I was called for something I little less cardio intensive... like yoga... or sleeping.

Power Hour = A very sore Stefani.

I am having one of "those days" today. You know the "days" in question... they start out with a nasty glance toward your alarm clock and continue from there with grunts and mumbles until you finally make it out the door... maybe I'm not 100% over my illness, yet. Maybe it's just Tuesday.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

The $700 BILLION dollar bailout... a SOLUTION...

Occasionally a gem finds its way in to my email's inbox that simply cannot be ignored...




The Birk Economic Recovery PLan


Hi Pals,

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( 'vote buy' ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can 'never work.'

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Pump Up Your Volume... it BEGINS!!!


We kicked off our "Get Pumped" promotion with the YMCA of Dodge County, yesterday, and so begins the conscious effort to:
A: Eat Healthier
B: Work Out Harder
and
C: Not beat myself up because I don't look like a super model.
Getting fit is tough, friends. The temptations are all around us to fall off the diet wagon (especially if you work in an office environment where at least once a week there are FAR TOO MANY treats in your break room), to stay home and watch your favorite show INSTEAD of doing squats, and to quit all together when you don't see the results you want to achieve. I have to come back to reality, though, and realize that I'm not going to have that flat stomach or chiseled arms - my genetics are against me here - but I can still be proud of the little victories that signal change in my body inside and out.
I'm not a gym rat.
I don't know how to use MOST of the equipment at the Y.
Sometimes I down-right DREAD getting off my couch and doing something physical after I've been working all day.
But I'm going to do this.
I'm making a commitment right now to follow our "Get Pumped" program seriously - but I will need your help.
Every week the Y will open classes (which Rick OR I will be attending) to 5 or 6 non-members. Email the show (morningshow@wxroradio.com) or give us a call (887.9595 or 800.281.1580) and let us know you're interested. Who knows! You and I could end up being work-out buddies helping each other through the successes of getting in shape... maybe you can show me how to use that machine that looks like an iron maiden.
If you ARE a member - just stop in a class and check it out!
I'm looking forward to seeing you all stop by the Y!
Tomorrow, Friday, Septemeber 19th, I will be attending the 10:10am Boot Camp class. If you have that hour free and would like to see what Rick is so afraid of... (teehee)... email the show and let me know!